December 2011
3 posts
I've never felt like this before...
…and I still can’t tell if it’s in a good way or bad way. On the one hand, I’m a wreck. I hate myself. I’m blaming myself for everything. And I probably have every reason to blame it all on me. It is all my fault. She tries to tell me it isn’t, but I know it is, and I know she does, too. I feel like I’ve lost her, but my only enemy was my own inability to...
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
Hey everyone go follow Wai-would-you
Dec 2nd
August 2011
2 posts
Aug 27th
Happiness is for those who are not me.
I find my mood this week going from amazing to completely shredded. I keep thinking about the people I care about, realizing they don’t think about me nearly as much as I think about them. I’m not saying I have to be on their minds 24/7, but it would be nice to get some feedback every now and then. The people I end up liking either ignore it, ignore me, or do a complete about-face and...
Aug 7th
July 2011
1 post
I was going to be productive today...
…and then Firefly came on.
Jul 4th
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June 2011
3 posts
Session #4
After Ezra showed the guard his “passport”, he holstered his pistol, and casually strolled into the city entrance. It wasn’t as familiar as he hoped it would be, but after 15 years of being away, he did anticipate some change. The streets were way busier than they used to be. People flooded the street markets, buying and selling food, services, and spare parts they had laying...
Jun 16th
Session #3
Napoleon stood there at the console, letting her ears soak in the sound of the static that came from the radio. It looked as though she was trying to get something out of the noise, like a sign or a hidden message. She slowly closed her eyes and took off the headset and placed it back on the terminal it was resting on. Without opening her eyes, she quickly undid the tie in her hair, shook her head...
Jun 10th
Session #2
Ezra’s sword was stuck. But he couldn’t tell in what; the ground he just put a small crevice in thrusting his sword into, or the skull of the man he just shoved his blade in to.  Meh. Doesn’t matter.  Ezra pulled a little harder, but the damn thing still wouldn’t move.  “C’mon, buddy,” he said to the lifeless skull. “I would really like to get...
Jun 2nd
Trim the fat
Okay, I can see how How I Met Your Mother is a successful show, but one logic problem bothers me; Ted spends WAY too long telling his kids how their parents met. Most episodes do not even pertain to Ted’s live life. It should’ve been over in an episode.
Jun 1st
May 2011
7 posts
Okay, 2 things...
First, my baby cousin got me back into Legos, and I highly recommend you do the same. And second, Topher Grace looks exactly like Scott Pilgrim in this episode of That 70’s Show.
May 31st
Session #1
-Typing on my phone. Please forgive typos and wrong words- The clanking of the empty shell on the stone floor echoed through the giant hall, and heat from the end of the barrel had yet to dissipate from the air. The body on the floor still had color to it, but was quickly fading due to it being, well, dead. She put her pistol back in her holster, and glanced sideways at the former man on the...
May 29th
Inspiration
New idea for a story. Don’t know all the details yet, but I will write a treatment soon. Fingers crossed.
May 25th
Add "with a penis" to the end of your favorite...
The Dark Knight with a penis
May 23rd
May 23rd
Recently finished Portal 2.
Goddam it make me wish I had a portal gun.
May 12th
April 2011
5 posts
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January 2011
2 posts
Emotions Running Dry
Ever get the feeling everyone is just happier without you? Yeah. I’ve been there for years.
Jan 9th
Life, Death, and the Aftermath
I keep losing people important to me. And the saddest part is I can never recall a specific time when I said “I love and care about you” to any of them until they leave me forever. Another friend was taken from me, and my cracked spirit has shattered. I feel like this is my hilltop, the place where i can shout my sorrows, and no one will be able to hear me, because no one will care, but me. I...
Jan 7th
December 2010
3 posts
I’m tired of helping people out, then all I get it their bitchy attitude in return. Do it yourself, and leave me alone if you’re going to be like that.
Dec 24th
Dec 19th
I’ve just discovered: playing Halo: Reach while listening to Sex Bob-omb is awesome. I highly recommend it.
Dec 19th
August 2009
1 post
New thoughts.
Excerpt from the journal of Martin White: White’s journal: October 31, 1191 If there’s anything human’s have held onto the most throughout history, it’s their beliefs. One man says ‘I believe this’ and another man feels the need to correct him. This starts the beggining of wars. Today, the war exists between the Knights Templar and other groups that claim...
Aug 10th
July 2009
2 posts
True Blood? Fake enthusiasm.
Okay, I’m taking a break from my unestablished format to let the public know of a greivance of mine: HBO’s True Blood. This show seems to feed the publics unnatural desire for anything and everything that is vampire.  twilight started it, now everything is trying to follow it’s lead.  I was recently at Borders, and one whole wall, not a section, but a wall, was dedicaded to...
Jul 12th
As an intoduction. . .
For those that happen to stumble across this, my pathetic little corner of the universe, my deepest sympathies go to you. You are unlucky to have even read that first sentance. But, seeing as how I may still have your attention, I might as well make it worthwhile, worthy of your time. As you may know, my name is Jordan, and I try, as best I can to write short stories, and movies, as wellas full...
Jul 10th
June 2009
1 post
“Everything sucks. That’s why it’s important to find something to...”
Jun 29th